Monday, January 29, 2007
THE MINIMUM WAGE
Dear Citizen,
Throughout my campaign I've traveled through countless states, and had numerous opportunities to speak to and with the nameless and faceless masses that make up the heart and soul of this great country. I recently sat down with a group of such people in a town I've agreed to leave anonymous.
They were very nice, and agreed that the minimum wage was more than less than enough. I made a decision right then and there, in the middle of their Town Hall, to change the minimum wage of my own accord. Though the Senate will be voting on a raise in the next 72 hours, that's not enough.
My campaign team and I have decided that in order to realize the full potential of our people we not only have to raise the minimum wage, but it must become something new: The Maximum Wage.
This does more than raise the weekly or bi-weekly allowance of America's struggling. It inherently maximizes the strength of the dollar, by becoming the most one can make at certain jobs and in certain parts of the country. The people have spoken, America, and you are the people. Thank you for speaking.
Your Future President,
Jason Klamm
posted by Jason Klamm # 5:05 PM 
Comments:
Hello my fellow computer literate Americans. My name is Lloyd Barker, and as one of the leading members of Jason's new campaign staff, I want to reassure the public that Yes, this is indeed Jason himself writing these blog posts. We decided that since the internet is just "a series of tubes" Senator Ted Stevens (R) Alaska, it would be of no harm for him to express himself freely and exercise his First Amendment Rights somewhere, and what better place than his official campaign site?
Certainly its safer than him speaking to either the mainstream liberal secular media or the ranting right-wing talk radio crowd. Jasons campaign is about ideas and freedom, and while at this point he is learning that there are some ideas better left unsaid, and some limits to freedom when you are a candidate for President of the United States, for now we are happy to let him write to you the American people. I encourage you to get involved with this historic campaign, read Jasons touching, truthy, and inspiring hopemoir: "Looking Forward", sign up to help his campaign, get involved, read his blog posts (while you can)and feel free to tell your friends about this noble attempt to change the greatest republic since Rome, at least before Julius Caesar. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trying cracking a book once in awhile geniuses.
I officially welcome you to the JK2020 website, and hope you and your children (if they are elgible to vote in 2020 and 2016) and your parents and grandparents (if they still are around in 2020 and 2016) will be a part of not "our" campaign. buy "YOUR" campaign. Thank you, and vote Klamm.
Certainly its safer than him speaking to either the mainstream liberal secular media or the ranting right-wing talk radio crowd. Jasons campaign is about ideas and freedom, and while at this point he is learning that there are some ideas better left unsaid, and some limits to freedom when you are a candidate for President of the United States, for now we are happy to let him write to you the American people. I encourage you to get involved with this historic campaign, read Jasons touching, truthy, and inspiring hopemoir: "Looking Forward", sign up to help his campaign, get involved, read his blog posts (while you can)and feel free to tell your friends about this noble attempt to change the greatest republic since Rome, at least before Julius Caesar. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trying cracking a book once in awhile geniuses.
I officially welcome you to the JK2020 website, and hope you and your children (if they are elgible to vote in 2020 and 2016) and your parents and grandparents (if they still are around in 2020 and 2016) will be a part of not "our" campaign. buy "YOUR" campaign. Thank you, and vote Klamm.
Lloyd Barker here again, obviously I didn't mean "buy" your campaign, at the end of that last blog post, that would be ridiculous. No one person or buisness can "buy" a campaign, an election...sure, I mean look at what Joe Kennedy did for his boy Jack in 1960, how many fathers do you know can buy thier son West Virginia? Or raise the dead in Chicago?
Anyway, I meant, It's not "our" campaign BUT "Your" campaign. So go to the Help Me portion of this page and help not us...not Jason...but yourself...and this country...your country if your country is America, if its some backwards place like Uganda, go fix your own country.
Furthermore, be sure to stock up on t-shirts, buttons, stickers, signs and other great JK2020 merchandise, before they sell out. And read this blog while you can, just for fun, and soon you will be able to check out the *My Views part of this page for Jasons' official statements on the issues. In the meantime, as I said, join the campaign to end all campaigns, and remember, today begins tomorrow and tomorrow begins in 2020. Do it for the children.
Sincerely, Lloyd Barker.
Campaign Staff JK2020
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Anyway, I meant, It's not "our" campaign BUT "Your" campaign. So go to the Help Me portion of this page and help not us...not Jason...but yourself...and this country...your country if your country is America, if its some backwards place like Uganda, go fix your own country.
Furthermore, be sure to stock up on t-shirts, buttons, stickers, signs and other great JK2020 merchandise, before they sell out. And read this blog while you can, just for fun, and soon you will be able to check out the *My Views part of this page for Jasons' official statements on the issues. In the meantime, as I said, join the campaign to end all campaigns, and remember, today begins tomorrow and tomorrow begins in 2020. Do it for the children.
Sincerely, Lloyd Barker.
Campaign Staff JK2020
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